chore: increase the linter's general prissiness

.golangci.yml

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+run:
+  tests: false
+
+linters:
+  enable-all: true
+  disable:
+    - execinquery
+    - exhaustruct
+    - forbidigo
+    - gochecknoglobals
+    - gofumpt
+    - gomnd
+    - ireturn
+    - mnd
+    - nlreturn
+    - nonamedreturns
+    - wrapcheck
+    - wsl
+
+linters-settings:
+  depguard:
+    rules:
+      Main:
+        list-mode: strict
+        files:
+          - $all
+        allow:
+          - $gostd
+          - nocternity.net/gomonop
+          - github.com/karrick/golf
+          - github.com/miekg/dns
+  gci:
+    sections:
+      - standard
+      - default
+      - localmodule